I need a job

If you read this say a prayer that I get a full time job. I have had a number of interviews now which went great and I thought everything was all set. Only not to hear back... I just keep getting strung along. It is past time to take serious evasive action. I have been in Virginia almost four weeks now and a collision with brokeness seems inevitable. My life lately has been like drowning in the little trickle of water that flows down next to the curb because your neighbor is washing his car. Not too much to do but to little. I've been waiting. Waiting for jobs I thought were sure things to call me up and say "you start monday." Now I regret all this wasted time having been lulled into a false sense of security. Why can't people understand that I am the best damn employee the could want to have? Tomorrow I start operation emergency employement NOW!